There's a jellyfish in my underwear!

In case there was any doubt on Thursday night that I lost a bit of my mucus plug, what I found Friday night certainly cleared that up.  I was shocked to say the least when I went into the bathroom, pulled my pants down, and discovered marine life in my drawers.  How the hell did a jellyfish get in there????   Oh, wait....that must be the rest of my mucus plug.  Gross.  Of course this discovery gave me false hope that maybe things would move along soon.  That, plus the fact that I practically lived in the bathroom all weekend due to stomach "issues" had me convinced labor was imminent.  I assumed that the issues I was having was Mother Nature's way of saying, "don't worry, I won't let you crap on the table during labor."  But the only thing I was successful in pushing out this weekend was my long lost hemorrhoid friend, Barry Bonds :(