Round ligament pain and lightning crotch!

I have been having what I think is round ligament pain for a while now. I usually feel it if I get up or roll over in bed too quickly. I also feel it when I sneeze. It basically feels like someone is pulling my insides out. A few nights ago it had me doubled over for a second! It pretty much sucks balls.

Something new to the pregnancy pain arsenal is what I believe is the phenomenon known around the interwebs as "lightning crotch." I have heard about people having lightning crotch late in pregnancy, so I'm not 100% sure I felt the same thing, but I know it hurt like hell whatever it was. I was minding my own business, sleeping peacefully, when suddenly it felt like someone just tasered my vajayjay. It lasted for around 30 seconds or so (my timing may be off, I was too busy looking for the man violating me with a cattle prod) and I have not felt it since. If this isn't lightning crotch, I'd hate to know what that actually feels like!